Lyrics in English: Last week I was pleasuring myself with my hand, until I found a 50€ bill from my pocket, with that bill I went to Kallio and offered myself a well preserved madam from Thailand. When I was heading back home I was pondering the life, from my hard drive I was going through my beats. Before I used to pleasure myself, but now I have became the master. All the festivals are calling me. They call my nose the butcrack miner From Helsinki, I am the best muffdiver Paddle out and lets go, take the plaster to your hand and go plastering. How about we go to a pub close by and check out a little something to mate with. Cuddling with half swedish chicks. I spend my nights in a leathery Foxhole. I dont keep my tool in it’s case no more, But I present it. I row on dangerous waters. Like a cuckoo, I visit in foreign nests. Playtime is over. it's time for mating. My grandfather donated me a leather belt, which I will be wearing. swag with it, paddle, think about it man, relax. Paddle out and lets go, take the plaster to your hand and go plastering. How about we go to a pub close by and check out a little something to mate with.